date a girl who eats books
eat a girl who dates books
Book a date to eat girls
Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.
do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like
man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo
"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”
why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?
They can’t swallow because that’s gay