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harriet rose

UK

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thugmufffin:

mom dad why can’t you just accept me for the bad bitch i am

I really hope that having a gap year is going to be worth it because I can already feel myself panicking and feeling shitty again and just wanting to jump in front of a car because my friends are moving away and I have to live at home another year and i’m breaking up with max and I don’t even know what to do right now
I’m on the fucking brink and I just want to scream/cry but I can’t lose my shit
I can’t

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

euo:

my sexuality??? really crisp and juicy grapes

sharksouls:

matt-meowstic:

sinclair-atomos:

sharksouls:

talk dirty to me

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TOO MUCH DIRTY

sorry

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toocooltobehipster:

i hate when guys are like “guys can’t wear makeup, if we’re ugly there’s nothing we can do”

like yes you can wear makeup???? literally nobody is stopping you lol

drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
me: bye i love you

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

batman-nolanverse:

rememberlily:

what is Batman’s favourite store?

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deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?