you're not haunted by the war mr watson, you miss it

i'm harriet rose

UK born and bred

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clirtyclan:

hileona:

sluttyoliveoil:

date a girl who eats books

eat a girl who dates books

Book a date to eat girls

somnifik:

i wish i was pretty enough to get 27310 notes on my selfies lmao

fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

ging-ler:

do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like

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angryplum:

shsl-pornstar:

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

fefeeri:

vwhy:

fefeeri:

WHAT TEAM

catwild

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"nice dick”
— me to myself (via cumnog)